A little less conversation #2

'I'm not too good but I've got drops now'

A little less conversation

'He tested my reflexes. We were just having a bit of a laugh'

'Even when I was sober I quite liked him'

'Why would I want to take you to my nan's?'

'There is one thing: you meet a lot of girls with a dog'

'I always tell people: Suit up, tie up'

'You had squash from a wine glass did you? That's posh. Posh squash!'

'So she knew exactly when to give her key over did she? She's a psychic key giver'

'Cor, these trousers are getting a bit small'

‘Preferably not a ring doughnut 'cos you're missing out on some serious doughnut'

'Underground Ernie. He's like Bob The Builder but he works underground'

'Two years have passed and… well, you're two years older'

'No, no, no. It's got to be pink. Bright pink'

'She's nice. Neurotic, but nice'

'I woke up to find my cousin bashing through the front window'

'Shut up, or I’ll go shopping'

[Ticket inspector] 'Where do you want to go, sir?
[Commuter] 'Harrow
[Bloke behind in the queue] 'Why do you want to go there?'

'She just needs to stop putting food in that big old cake hole of hers'

'Don’t you tut at me'

'Paul Danan. He's a troubled young man'

'The boys went into Subway for two hours and then Rachel fell asleep on the floor. If I'm going out, I'm going out. I'm not spending my night in a fucking sandwich shop'

'I love Nigel but I couldn't do his work. Steel buildings just aren't sexy'

'You fucking want some, you two bob cunt?’

'That’ll teach me for eating seafood that looks like snot'